The Master Cleanse..

So I have decided to undertake a cleanse of my body. I have gained weight over the last month due to constant shoving of french fries into my piehole! It's gross and I need to stop this self-sabotage. I am the queen of it by the way. I just LOVE bad food. Why can't I love a piece of broccoli as much as I do mashed potatoes?? oh well. I'm thinking I will start Monday, I was going to go for tomorrow but it's unrealistic. Another one of my faults; I have completely unrealistic expectations of the world and people in it. Even of myself. I live in a fairy tale land.. or at least I attempt to. But what's so wrong with preteding things are perfect to make me feel better? you tell me...